I’M ALEXI LALAS, AND GOOBNET IS DOING TO THE WORLD OF FOOTBALL WHAT I DID TO THE LOS ANGELES GALAXY
FINAL TOURNAMENT GROUP PHASE
| GROUP C | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|
|  | Brazil | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | 4 | |
|---|
| HOME | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | 4 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Morocco | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | 4 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | +1 | 4 | |
|  | Scotland | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | 3 | |
× |  | Haiti | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 | |
| GROUP F | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|
|  | Sweden | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | +4 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | +4 | 3 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Japan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
|  | Netherlands | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Tunisia | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 | |
| GROUP G | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|
|  | Iran | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | New Zealand | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | |
|  | Belgium | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Egypt | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| GROUP I | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|
|  | Norway | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | +3 | 3 | |
|  | France | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | 3 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Senegal | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | |
|  | Iraq | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| GROUP J | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|
|  | Argentina | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | +3 | 3 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Austria | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +2 | 3 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Jordan | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | |
|  | Algeria | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 | |
| GROUP L | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|
|  | England | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 3 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Ghana | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | 3 | |
|---|
| HOME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1 | 3 | |
| AWAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
|  | Panama | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | |
|  | Croatia | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 | |
|---|
| HOME | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AWAY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 | |
THU 11 JUN 2026
group A
México, CDMX [MEX]
19:00 UTC
Mexico
02–00
South Africa
FRI 12 JUN 2026
group A
Zapopan, Jal [MEX]
02:00 UTC
Korea Rep
02–01
Czechia
group B
Toronto, ON [CAN]
19:00 UTC
Canada
01–01
Bosnia-Herz
SAT 13 JUN 2026
group D
Inglewood, CA [USA]
01:00 UTC
United States
04–01
Paraguay
group B
Santa Clara, CA [USA]
19:00 UTC
Qatar
01–01
Switzerland
group C
East Rutherford, NJ [USA]
22:00 UTC
Brazil
01–01
Morocco
SUN 14 JUN 2026
group C
Foxborough, MA [USA]
01:00 UTC
Haiti
00–01
Scotland
group D
Vancouver, BC [CAN]
04:00 UTC
Australia
02–00
Türkı̇ye
group E
Houston, TX [USA]
17:00 UTC
Germany
07–01
Curaçao
group F
Arlington, TX [USA]
20:00 UTC
Netherlands
02–02
Japan
group E
Philadelphia, PA [USA]
23:00 UTC
Côte d’Ivoire
01–00
Ecuador
MON 15 JUN 2026
group F
Guadalupe, NL [MEX]
02:00 UTC
Sweden
05–01
Tunisia
group H
Atlanta, GA [USA]
16:00 UTC
Spain
00–00
Cabo Verde
group G
Seattle, WA [USA]
19:00 UTC
Belgium
01–01
Egypt
group H
Miami Gardens, FL [USA]
22:00 UTC
Saudi Arabia
01–01
Uruguay
TUE 16 JUN 2026
group G
Inglewood, CA [USA]
01:00 UTC
Iran
02–02
New Zealand
group I
East Rutherford, NJ [USA]
19:00 UTC
France
03–01
Senegal
group I
Foxborough, MA [USA]
22:00 UTC
Iraq
01–04
Norway
WED 17 JUN 2026
group J
Kansas City, MO [USA]
01:00 UTC
Argentina
03–00
Algeria
group J
Santa Clara, CA [USA]
04:00 UTC
Austria
03–01
Jordan
group K
Houston, TX [USA]
17:00 UTC
Portugal
01–01
Congo DR
group L
Arlington, TX [USA]
20:00 UTC
England
04–02
Croatia
group L
Toronto, ON [CAN]
23:00 UTC
Ghana
01–00
Panama
THU 18 JUN 2026
group K
México, CDMX [MEX]
02:00 UTC
Uzbekistan
01–03
Colombia
group A
Atlanta, GA [USA]
16:00 UTC
Czechia
01–01
South Africa
group B
Inglewood, CA [USA]
19:00 UTC
Switzerland
04–01
Bosnia-Herz
group B
Vancouver, BC [CAN]
22:00 UTC
Canada
06–00
Qatar
FRI 19 JUN 2026
group A
Zapopan, Jal [MEX]
01:00 UTC
Mexico
01–00
Korea Rep
group D
Seattle, WA [USA]
19:00 UTC
United States
02–00
Australia
group C
Foxborough, MA [USA]
22:00 UTC
Scotland
00–01
Morocco
SAT 20 JUN 2026
group C
Philadelphia, PA [USA]
00:30 UTC
Brazil
03–00
Haiti
group D
Santa Clara, CA [USA]
03:00 UTC
Türkı̇ye
00–01
Paraguay
group F
Houston, TX [USA]
17:00 UTC
Netherlands
–
Sweden
group E
Toronto, ON [CAN]
20:00 UTC
Germany
–
Côte d’Ivoire
SUN 21 JUN 2026
group E
Kansas City, MO [USA]
00:00 UTC
Ecuador
–
Curaçao
group F
Guadalupe, NL [MEX]
04:00 UTC
Tunisia
–
Japan
group H
Atlanta, GA [USA]
16:00 UTC
Spain
–
Saudi Arabia
group G
Inglewood, CA [USA]
19:00 UTC
Belgium
–
Iran
group H
Miami Gardens, FL [USA]
22:00 UTC
Uruguay
–
Cabo Verde
MON 22 JUN 2026
group G
Vancouver, BC [CAN]
01:00 UTC
New Zealand
–
Egypt
group J
Arlington, TX [USA]
17:00 UTC
Argentina
–
Austria
group I
Philadelphia, PA [USA]
21:00 UTC
France
–
Iraq
TUE 23 JUN 2026
group I
East Rutherford, NJ [USA]
00:00 UTC
Norway
–
Senegal
group J
Santa Clara, CA [USA]
03:00 UTC
Jordan
–
Algeria
group K
Houston, TX [USA]
17:00 UTC
Portugal
–
Uzbekistan
group L
Foxborough, MA [USA]
20:00 UTC
England
–
Ghana
group L
Toronto, ON [CAN]
23:00 UTC
Panama
–
Croatia
WED 24 JUN 2026
group K
Zapopan, Jal [MEX]
02:00 UTC
Colombia
–
Congo DR
group B
Seattle, WA [USA]
19:00 UTC
Bosnia-Herz
–
Qatar
group B
Vancouver, BC [CAN]
19:00 UTC
Switzerland
–
Canada
group C
Atlanta, GA [USA]
22:00 UTC
Morocco
–
Haiti
group C
Miami Gardens, FL [USA]
22:00 UTC
Scotland
–
Brazil
THU 25 JUN 2026
group A
México, CDMX [MEX]
01:00 UTC
Czechia
–
Mexico
group A
Guadalupe, NL [MEX]
01:00 UTC
South Africa
–
Korea Rep
group E
Philadelphia, PA [USA]
20:00 UTC
Curaçao
–
Côte d’Ivoire
group E
East Rutherford, NJ [USA]
20:00 UTC
Ecuador
–
Germany
group F
Arlington, TX [USA]
23:00 UTC
Japan
–
Sweden
group F
Kansas City, MO [USA]
23:00 UTC
Tunisia
–
Netherlands
FRI 26 JUN 2026
group D
Santa Clara, CA [USA]
02:00 UTC
Paraguay
–
Australia
group D
Inglewood, CA [USA]
02:00 UTC
Türkı̇ye
–
United States
group I
Foxborough, MA [USA]
19:00 UTC
Norway
–
France
group I
Toronto, ON [CAN]
19:00 UTC
Senegal
–
Iraq
SAT 27 JUN 2026
group H
Houston, TX [USA]
00:00 UTC
Cabo Verde
–
Saudi Arabia
group H
Zapopan, Jal [MEX]
00:00 UTC
Uruguay
–
Spain
group G
Seattle, WA [USA]
03:00 UTC
Egypt
–
Iran
group G
Vancouver, BC [CAN]
03:00 UTC
New Zealand
–
Belgium
group L
Philadelphia, PA [USA]
21:00 UTC
Croatia
–
Ghana
group L
East Rutherford, NJ [USA]
21:00 UTC
Panama
–
England
group K
Atlanta, GA [USA]
23:30 UTC
Congo DR
–
Uzbekistan
group K
Miami Gardens, FL [USA]
23:30 UTC
Colombia
–
Portugal
SUN 28 JUN 2026
group J
Kansas City, MO [USA]
02:00 UTC
Algeria
–
Austria
group J
Arlington, TX [USA]
02:00 UTC
Jordan
–
Argentina
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