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UEFAgroup phaseUEFA playoffsplayoffs

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Albania

Albania

4th in group F

  

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Andorra

Andorra [did not enter]

   

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Armenia

Armenia

6th in group F

  

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Austria

Austria

2nd in group D
4th in wild cards

lost to SCO 00-01 [F/OT]

 

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Azerbaijan

Azerbaijan

4th in group E

  

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Belarus

Belarus

4th in group C

  

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Belgium

Belgium

2nd in group F
5th in wild cards

lost to POR 01-02

 

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Bosnia-Herzegovina

Bosnia-Herzegovina

2nd in group E
9th in wild cards

lost to WAL 00-01 [F/OT]

 

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Bulgaria

Bulgaria

6th in group H

  

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Croatia

Croatia

4th in group G

  

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Cyprus

Cyprus

5th in group C

  

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Czech Rep

Czech Rep

3rd in group C

  

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Denmark

Denmark

1st in group E

  

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England

England

1st in group D

  

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Estonia

Estonia

5th in group I

  

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Faroe Is

Faroe Is

5th in group B

  

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Finland

Finland

3rd in group A

  

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France

France

1st in group I

  

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Georgia

Georgia

5th in group A

  

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Germany

Germany

1st in group H

  

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Gibraltar

Gibraltar [did not enter]

   

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Greece

Greece

4th in group I

  

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Hungary

Hungary

4th in group B

  

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Iceland

Iceland

2nd in group C
2nd in wild cards

lost to POR 01-04 [F/OT]

 

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Ireland Rep

Ireland Rep

2nd in group A
3rd in wild cards

defeated SCO 01-00
2nd in playoff winners

 

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Israel

Israel

5th in group H

  

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Italy

Italy

1st in group G

  

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Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan

6th in group I

  

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Kosovo

Kosovo

5th in group F

  

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Latvia

Latvia

6th in group D

  

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Liechtenstein

Liechtenstein [did not enter]

   

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Lithuania

Lithuania

5th in group G

  

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Luxembourg

Luxembourg

4th in group D

  

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Malta

Malta

5th in group E

  

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Moldova

Moldova

6th in group G

  

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Montenegro

Montenegro

3rd in group E

  

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Netherlands

Netherlands

1st in group C

  

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North Macedonia

North Macedonia

5th in group D

  

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Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland

3rd in group D

  

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Norway

Norway

1st in group F

  

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Poland

Poland

3rd in group F

  

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Portugal

Portugal

2nd in group H
7th in wild cards

defeated BEL 02-01
defeated ISL 04-01 [F/OT]
3rd in playoff winners

defeated CMR 02-01

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Romania

Romania

3rd in group G

  

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Russia

Russia

disqualified from group E

  

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San Marino

San Marino [did not enter]

   

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Scotland

Scotland

2nd in group B
6th in wild cards

defeated AUT 01-00 [F/OT]
lost to IRL 00-01

 

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Serbia

Serbia

3rd in group H

  

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Slovakia

Slovakia

4th in group A

  

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Slovenia

Slovenia

3rd in group I

  

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Spain

Spain

1st in group B

  

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Sweden

Sweden

1st in group A

  

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Switzerland

Switzerland

2nd in group G
1st in wild cards

defeated WAL 02-01 [F/OT]
1st in playoff winners

 

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Türkı̇ye

Türkı̇ye

4th in group H

  

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Ukraine

Ukraine

3rd in group B

  

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Wales

Wales

2nd in group I
8th in wild cards

defeated BIH 01-00 [F/OT]
lost to SUI 01-02 [F/OT]

 
AFCpreliminary roundWomen’s Asian Cupplayoffs
group phaseelimination phaserepechage playoffs

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Afghanistan

Afghanistan [withdrew]

withdrew from group B

    

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Australia

Australia [qualify automatically: cohost]

[bye]

1st in group B

lost to KOR 00-01

  

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Bahrain

Bahrain

2nd in group A

    

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Bangladesh

Bangladesh

3rd in group G

    

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Bhutan

Bhutan [did not enter]

     

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Brunei Darussalam

Brunei Darussalam [did not enter]

     

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Cambodia

Cambodia [did not enter]

     

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China PR

China PR

[bye]

1st in group A

defeated VIE 03-01
defeated JPN 02-02 [F/OT; pen: 04-03]
defeated KOR 03-02

  

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Chinese Taipei

Chinese Taipei

1st in group A

2nd in group A

lost to PHI 01-01 [F/OT; pen: 03-04]

2nd in repechage playoffs

lost to PAR 02-02 [F/OT; pen: 02-04]

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Guam

Guam

4th in group D

    

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Hong Kong

Hong Kong

tied 2nd in group F

    

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India

India

[bye]

withdrew from group A

   

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Indonesia

Indonesia

defeated SIN agg: 02-00

4th in group B

   

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Iran

Iran

1st in group G

3rd in group A
3rd in wild cards

   

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Iraq

Iraq [withdrew]

withdrew from group C

    

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Japan

Japan

[bye]

1st in group C

defeated THA 07-00
lost to CHN 02-02 [F/OT; pen: 03-04]

  

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Jordan

Jordan

2nd in group G

    

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Korea DPR

Korea DPR [withdrew]

withdrew from group C

    

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Korea Rep

Korea Rep

1st in group E

2nd in group C

defeated AUS 01-00
defeated PHI 02-00
lost to CHN 02-03

  

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Kuwait

Kuwait [did not enter]

     

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Kyrgyz Rep

Kyrgyz Rep [did not enter]

     

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Laos

Laos

3rd in group A

    

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Lebanon

Lebanon

2nd in group D

    

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Macao

Macao [did not enter]

     

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Malaysia

Malaysia

2nd in group H

    

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Maldives

Maldives

3rd in group B

    

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Mongolia

Mongolia

3rd in group E

    

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Myanmar

Myanmar

1st in group D

4th in group C

   

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Nepal

Nepal

tied 2nd in group F

    

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Oman

Oman [did not enter]

     

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Pakistan

Pakistan [did not enter]

     

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Palestine

Palestine

3rd in group H

    

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Philippines

Philippines

1st in group F

2nd in group B

defeated TPE 01-01 [F/OT; pen: 04-03]
lost to KOR 00-02

  

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Qatar

Qatar [did not enter]

     

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Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia [did not enter]

     

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Singapore

Singapore

lost to IDN agg: 00-02

    

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Sri Lanka

Sri Lanka [did not enter]

     

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Syria

Syria [did not enter]

     

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Tajikistan

Tajikistan

2nd in group B

    

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Thailand

Thailand

1st in group H

3rd in group B
1st in wild cards

lost to JPN 00-07

3rd in repechage playoffs

lost to CMR 00-02

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Timor-Leste

Timor-Leste [did not enter]

     

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Turkmenistan

Turkmenistan [withdrew]

withdrew from group A

    

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United Arab Emirates

United Arab Emirates

3rd in group D

    

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Uzbekistan

Uzbekistan

2nd in group E

    

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Vietnam

Vietnam

1st in group B

3rd in group C
2nd in wild cards

lost to CHN 01-03

1st in repechage playoffs

 

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Yemen

Yemen [did not enter]

     
CONCACAFpreliminary roundCONCACAF W Championshipplayoffs
group phaseelimination phase

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Anguilla

Anguilla

5th in group A

   

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Antigua-Barbuda

Antigua-Barbuda

4th in group A

   

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Aruba

Aruba

5th in group D

   

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Bahamas

Bahamas [did not enter]

    

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Barbados

Barbados

4th in group D

   

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Belize

Belize

3rd in group D

   

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Bermuda

Bermuda

3rd in group C

   

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British Virgin Is

British Virgin Is

5th in group E

   

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Canada

Canada

[bye]

1st in group B

defeated JAM 03-00
lost to USA 00-01

 

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Cayman Is

Cayman Is

4th in group C

   

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Costa Rica

Costa Rica

1st in group B

2nd in group B

lost to USA 00-03
lost to JAM 00-01 [F/OT]

 

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Cuba

Cuba

2nd in group E

   

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Curaçao

Curaçao

4th in group B

   

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Dominica

Dominica

4th in group F

   

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Dominican Rep

Dominican Rep

2nd in group C

   

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El Salvador

El Salvador

2nd in group D

   

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Grenada

Grenada

5th in group C

   

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Guatemala

Guatemala

3rd in group B

   

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Guyana

Guyana

2nd in group F

   

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Haiti

Haiti

1st in group E

3rd in group A

[bye]

defeated SEN 04-00
defeated CHI 02-01

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Honduras

Honduras

3rd in group E

   

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Jamaica

Jamaica

1st in group C

2nd in group A

lost to CAN 00-03
defeated CRC 01-00 [F/OT]

 

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Mexico

Mexico

1st in group A

4th in group A

  

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Montserrat

Montserrat [did not enter]

    

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Nicaragua

Nicaragua

3rd in group F

   

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Panama

Panama

1st in group D

3rd in group B

[bye]

defeated PNG 02-00
defeated PAR 01-00

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Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico

2nd in group A

   

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St Kitts-Nevis

St Kitts-Nevis

2nd in group B

   

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St Lucia

St Lucia [did not enter]

    

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St Vincent-Grenadines

St Vincent-Grenadines

4th in group E

   

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Suriname

Suriname

3rd in group A

   

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Trinidad-Tobago

Trinidad-Tobago

1st in group F

4th in group B

  

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Turks-Caicos Is

Turks-Caicos Is

5th in group F

   

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United States

United States

[bye]

1st in group A

defeated CRC 03-00
defeated CAN 01-00

 

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US Virgin Is

US Virgin Is

5th in group B

   
CONMEBOLWomen’s Copa Américaplayoffs
group phaseelimination phase

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Argentina

Argentina

2nd in group B

lost to COL 00-01
defeated PAR 03-01

 

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Bolivia

Bolivia

5th in group A

  

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Brazil

Brazil

1st in group B

defeated PAR 02-00
defeated COL 01-00

 

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Chile

Chile

3rd in group A

defeated VEN 01-01 [pen: 04-02]

lost to HAI 01-02

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Colombia

Colombia

1st in group A

defeated ARG 01-00
lost to BRA 00-01

 

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Ecuador

Ecuador

4th in group A

  

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Paraguay

Paraguay

2nd in group A

lost to BRA 00-02
lost to ARG 01-03

defeated TPE 02-02 [F/OT; pen: 04-02]
lost to PAN 00-01

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Peru

Peru

5th in group B

  

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Uruguay

Uruguay

4th in group B

  

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Venezuela

Venezuela

3rd in group B

lost to CHI 01-01 [pen: 02-04]

 
CAFpreliminary roundsWomen’s African Nations Cupplayoffs
first roundsecond roundgroup phaseelimination phaserepechage playoffs

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Algeria

Algeria

defeated SDN 14-00

lost to RSA agg: 01-03

    

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Angola

Angola

lost to BOT agg: 01-07

     

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Benin

Benin

lost to BFA agg: 02-05

     

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Botswana

Botswana

defeated ANG agg: 07-01

defeated ZIM agg: 03-03 [away: 03-02]

3rd in group C
2nd in wild cards

lost to MAR 01-02

lost to CMR 00-01

 

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Burkina Faso

Burkina Faso

defeated BEN agg: 05-02

defeated GNB agg: 07-00

3rd in group A
3rd in wild cards

   

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Burundi

Burundi

defeated ERI agg: 06-00

defeated DJI agg: 11-01

4th in group C

   

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Cabo Verde

Cabo Verde [did not enter]

      

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Cameroon

Cameroon

defeated CTA agg: 03-00

defeated GAM agg: 10-01

2nd in group B

lost to NGA 00-01

defeated BOT 01-00

defeated THA 02-00
lost to POR 01-02

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Central African Rep

Central African Rep

lost to CMR agg: 00-03

     

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Chad

Chad [did not enter]

      

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Comoros

Comoros [did not enter]

      

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Congo

Congo

lost to GAB agg: 02-02 [away: 00-01]

     

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Congo DR

Congo DR [disqualified]

disqualified v EQG

     

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Côte d’Ivoire

Côte d’Ivoire

defeated NIG agg: 20-00

lost to NGA agg: 00-03

    

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Djibouti

Djibouti

advanced [RWA withdrew]

lost to BDI agg: 01-11

    

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Egypt

Egypt

lost to TUN agg: 02-07

     

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Equatorial Guinea

Equatorial Guinea

advanced [COD disqualified]

lost to TUN agg: 03-07

    

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Eritrea

Eritrea

lost to BDI agg: 00-06

     

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Eswatini

Eswatini

lost to ZIM agg: 01-06

     

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Ethiopia

Ethiopia

lost to UGA agg: 02-02 [away: 00-00; F/OT; pen: 01-02]

     

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Gabon

Gabon

defeated CGO agg: 02-02 [away: 01-00]

lost to TOG agg: 02-04

    

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Gambia

Gambia

defeated SLE agg: 03-01

lost to CMR agg: 01-10

    

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Ghana

Ghana

lost to NGA agg: 01-02

     

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Guinea

Guinea

lost to MLI agg: 02-04

     

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Guinea-Bissau

Guinea-Bissau

defeated MTN agg: 02-00

lost to BFA agg: 00-07

    

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Kenya

Kenya

defeated SSD agg: 15-01

withdrew v UGA

    

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Lesotho

Lesotho [did not enter]

      

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Liberia

Liberia

lost to SEN agg: 01-08

     

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Libya

Libya [did not enter]

      

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Madagascar

Madagascar [did not enter]

      

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Malawi

Malawi

lost to ZAM agg: 03-04

     

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Mali

Mali

defeated GUI agg: 04-02

lost to SEN agg: 01-01 [away: 00-00; F/OT; pen: 02-03]

    

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Mauritania

Mauritania

lost to GNB agg: 00-02

     

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Mauritius

Mauritius [did not enter]

      

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Morocco

Morocco

[bye]

[bye]

1st in group A

defeated BOT 02-01
defeated NGA 01-01 [F/OT; pen: 05-04]
lost to RSA 01-02

  

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Mozambique

Mozambique

lost to RSA agg: 00-13

     

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Namibia

Namibia

defeated TAN agg: 05-03

lost to ZAM agg: 01-01 [away: 00-01]

    

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Niger

Niger

lost to CIV agg: 00-20

     

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Nigeria

Nigeria

defeated GHA agg: 02-01

defeated CIV agg: 03-00

2nd in group C

defeated CMR 01-00
lost to MAR 01-01 [F/OT; pen: 04-05]
lost to ZAM 00-01

  

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Rwanda

Rwanda [withdrew]

withdrew v DJI

     

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São Tomé-Príncipe

São Tomé-Príncipe

withdrew v TOG

     

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Senegal

Senegal

defeated LBR agg: 08-01

defeated MLI agg: 01-01 [away: 00-00; F/OT; pen: 03-02]

2nd in group A

lost to ZAM 01-01 [F/OT; pen: 02-04]

defeated TUN 00-00 [pen: 04-02]

lost to HAI 00-04

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Seychelles

Seychelles [did not enter]

      

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Sierra Leone

Sierra Leone

lost to GAM agg: 01-03

     

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Somalia

Somalia [did not enter]

      

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South Africa

South Africa

defeated MOZ agg: 13-00

defeated ALG agg: 03-01

1st in group C

defeated TUN 01-00
defeated ZAM 01-00
defeated MAR 02-01

  

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South Sudan

South Sudan

lost to KEN agg: 01-15

     

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Sudan

Sudan

lost to ALG 00-14

     

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Tanzania

Tanzania

lost to NAM agg: 03-05

     

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Togo

Togo

advanced [STP withdrew]

defeated GAB agg: 04-02

4th in group B

   

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Tunisia

Tunisia

defeated EGY agg: 07-02

defeated EQG agg: 07-03

3rd in group B
1st in wild cards

lost to RSA 00-01

lost to SEN 00-00 [pen: 02-04]

 

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Uganda

Uganda

defeated ETH agg: 02-02 [away: 00-00; F/OT; pen: 02-01]

advanced [KEN withdrew]

4th in group A

   

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Zambia

Zambia

defeated MWI agg: 04-03

defeated NAM agg: 01-01 [away: 01-00]

1st in group B

defeated SEN 01-01 [F/OT; pen: 04-02]
lost to RSA 00-01
defeated NGA 01-00

  

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Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe

defeated SWZ agg: 06-01

lost to BOT agg: 03-03 [away: 02-03]

    
OFCOFC Women’s Nations Cupplayoffs
group phaseelimination phase

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American Samoa

American Samoa [did not enter]

   

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Cook Is

Cook Is

2nd in group A

lost to FIJ 00-02

 

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Fiji

Fiji

1st in group C

defeated COK 02-00
defeated SOL 03-01
lost to PNG 01-02

 

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New Caledonia

New Caledonia

3rd in group C
1st in wild cards

lost to SAM 02-04

 

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New Zealand

New Zealand [qualify automatically: cohost]

   

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Papua New Guinea

Papua New Guinea

1st in group B

defeated TGA 03-03 [F/OT; pen: 03-02]
defeated SAM 03-00
defeated FIJ 02-01

lost to PAN 00-02

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Samoa

Samoa

1st in group A

defeated NCL 04-02
lost to PNG 00-03
lost to SOL 01-01 [pen: 05-06]

 

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Solomon Is

Solomon Is

2nd in group C

defeated TAH 01-00
lost to FIJ 01-03
defeated SAM 01-01 [pen: 06-05]

 

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Tahiti

Tahiti

2nd in group B

lost to SOL 00-01

 

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Tonga

Tonga

3rd in group A
2nd in wild cards

lost to PNG 03-03 [F/OT; pen: 02-03]

 

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Vanuatu

Vanuatu

3rd in group B
3rd in wild cards

  

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