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CONMEBOL group phase matchday 8 recap
[THU 08 SEP 2016 – 06:29:03 UTC]
A quick summary of action around CONMEBOL on TUE 06 SEP 2016.
- Uruguay 04-00 Paraguay: Two goals by Edinson CAVANI led Uruguay back to first place.
- Chile 00-00 Bolivia: The double Copa América champions dominated proceedings in Santiago but were held to a goalless draw.
- Venezuela 02-02 Argentina: With protests causing an airport closure, the Argentina squad had to travel 70 km by bus to the match venue in Mérida. The Vinotinto went up 2-0 from JUANPI and Josef MARTÍNEZ, only to concede a goal to Lucas PRATTO moments later. Nicolás OTAMENDI then found the equaliser in the 83rd minute, but Venezuela still pick up their second point of the campaign.
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