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GUIDE TO NICKNAMES

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CAF
AlgeriaDesert Warriors
AngolaPalancas Negras
BeninSquirrels
BotswanaZebras
Burkina FasoStallions
CameroonIndomitable Lions
CongoRed Devils
Congo DRSimbas
Côte d'IvoireElephants
EgyptPharaohs
GabonPanthers
GambiaScorpions
GhanaBlack Stars
KenyaHarambee Stars
LesothoLikoena
LiberiaLone Star
MadagascarScorpions
MalawiFlames
MaliEagles
MoroccoAtlas Lions
MozambiqueMambas
NamibiaBrave Warriors
NigerGazelles
NigeriaSuper Eagles
RwandaBees
SenegalLions
Sierra LeoneLeone Stars
SomaliaOcean Stars
South AfricaBafana Bafana
SwazilandSihlangu
TogoHawks
TunisiaCarthage Eagles
UgandaCranes
ZambiaChipolopolo
ZimbabweWarriors
OFC
AustraliaSocceroos
New ZealandAll Whites
UEFA
BelgiumDiables Rouges
CroatiaFiery Eleven
DenmarkDanish Dynamite
EnglandThree Lions
Franceles Bleus
Ireland RepBoys in Green
ItalyAzzurri
NetherlandsOranje
PolandBialoczerwoni
Serbia-MontPlavi
Spainla Furia Roja
SwedenTre Kronan
CONCACAF
BarbadosBajans
CanadaMaple Leafs
Costa RicaTicos
El SalvadorGuanacos
GrenadaSpice Boyz
GuatemalaChapines
HondurasCatrachos
JamaicaReggae Boyz
MexicoTricolores
PanamaCañaleros
St Kitts-NevisSugar Boys
St Vincent-GrenVincy Heat
Trinidad-TobagoSoca Warriors
CONMEBOL
ArgentinaAlbiceleste
BrazilVerdeamarelhos
Chilela Roja
ColombiaCafeteros
ParaguayGuaranis
PeruIncas
UruguayCharrúas
VenezuelaVinotinto
AFC
IranTeam Melli
Korea RepTaeguk Warriors
SingaporeLions

EXPLANATIONS
Some of these owe themselves to explanations. The coloured ones [Diables Rouges, Azzurri, Vinotinto, All Whites, ...] come from the team uniforms. The Three Lions are so named because their uniforms contain the emblem of the Football Association, which depicts [you guessed it] three lions. A few, like the Black Stars, the Lone Star, and the Tricolores, originate from their respective nations' flags. The Pharaohs, the Cafeteros, the Reggae Boyz, and the Cañaleros were all named for things with which their respective nations are typically identified. Mambas are a type of snake, and "Chipolopolo" means "bullets".

THANKS TO
My pal Romeo informed me that Benin's national side are the Squirrels. Lionel hooked us up with Iran's Team Melli. Meanwhile, in a fun article that appeared on Internetsoccer.com [but which is no longer available], Peter Auf Der Heyde identified the names of many African sides. "J-D" was able to convince me that the Maple Leafs of Canada is in fact a valid nickname. "Alphayo" of Kenya dug up a few of the European names on a message board somewhere. The rest have been culled from my perusings of football news articles.

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